- Friend: gah when will I be free from maths!
- Me: the math is alive
- Me: Once you get the question sheet it will immediately bare its teeth and attack
- Me: But there's nothing to fear
- Me: Do not resist the math
- Me: Thrust your fingers through your pens and punch numbers on the calculator
- Me: Then you slide your mind into the calculations, moving your arms, your head and feet.
- Friend: what
- Me: I only do logs
- Friend: U ok
- Me: I'll show you a question you've never seen before
when you just joined a new fandom and you are looking for cool posts but you accidentally see a spoiler
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”