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  • Friend: gah when will I be free from maths!
  • Me: the math is alive
  • Me: Once you get the question sheet it will immediately bare its teeth and attack
  • Me: But there's nothing to fear
  • Me: Do not resist the math
  • Me: Thrust your fingers through your pens and punch numbers on the calculator
  • Me: Then you slide your mind into the calculations, moving your arms, your head and feet.
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend: what
  • Me: I only do logs
  • Friend: U ok
  • Me: I'll show you a question you've never seen before

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okumura-yukihoe:

when you just joined a new fandom and you are looking for cool posts but you accidentally see a spoiler
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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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